The world from the eyes of Zakary, aged 4

1. I know everything, way more than mummy or daddy

2. Because I know everything I hate being told what to do, after all I know everything, I am 4

3. Just because my mummy and daddy gave me a baby brother, does not mean I should be grateful or have to like him all the time. I asked to return him but they said no. He ruins my Duplo zoo every time I build it, he is annoying

4. When I ask a question I expect it to be answered fully and to the nth degree, quite simply mummy and daddy's answers are sometimes poor, that's why I need to ask why so many times!

5. I remember everything, mummy says I'm like an elephant. I have no idea what that means but I guess it means I'm just really big & really cool. I can remember what we did 2 years ago when we were went on holiday on the big plane. Mummy can't remember what we did last week. Grown ups are silly

6. I wish there were more pennies in the world, then I could have more Avengers toys. You can never have too many.

7. There is nothing cooler in the world than a dinosaur FACT

8. I reserve the right to change my mind, I may say I want orange juice to drink but what I really want is chocolate milk. I just didn't realise it until you gave me orange juice

9. Just because I eat food at school it doesn't mean I'll eat it at home. Shepherds Pie at school is totally different to mummy's Shepherds Pie, I only like Shepherds Pie at school

10. Sometimes mummy or daddy don't do as I ask within 10 seconds, I then ask them again and again and again until they do it. If I don't "a minute" takes way too long

11. I measure time in episodes of "Wallykazam" for example, it takes around 4 episodes of  Wallykazam to get to the nearest Toys der Rus (Toy 'r' Us to everyone else but I know I'm right really)

12. Toys der Rus is THE best place in the entire world, I don't understand why it's always shut when we drive past it

13. I want a puppy, a brown one like on Paw Patrol. Daddy says I have to ask mummy for one, mummy says I have to ask Daddy. I don't understand why we still don't have a puppy like Zuma.

14. I go to school to play AND learn, when mummy picks me up at the end of the day she always asks what I've done. But I haven't don't anything. Nothing at all. Everyday

15. My mummy is really old, she is 28!!! Daddy might as well be a dinosaur, he is 31